quim

Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.

"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."

by HARRY J ROCKS October 14, 2012

quim

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"

by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009

quimby bag

somebody who is very,very gay.

BA is such a quimby bag. she is because she is really gay.

by cardiacgoose April 20, 2007

quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 27, 2007

Quemado

A tiny ass town with nothing, where u have to drive at least 46 miles for McDonald's and about 90 miles for Chinese (bad Chinese, too) and about 165 miles for sushi. at least there's frozen pizza at the grocery store, and also 2 gas stations, one restaurant, a dump, and shooting range...the only places in town cool to hang out at. Also, no traffic!

Pronounced kay-mah-doh, but commonly mispronounced kwuh-mah-do, kwuh-may-doh, or kee-mah-doh.

One person: shit I'm bored
Second person: i know right me too there's nothing to fucking do in quemado

by lolboredchickyandmusicrules:) March 15, 2011

quim

To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.

Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.

by J B November 12, 2004

Quim

A vagina with male love juice upon it.

He pulled out and gave her a quim.

by Simon Day March 8, 2003