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Banging pants

Pants worn during or before the act of sexual intercourse that help facilitate intercourse. Generally they are pants that are easily pulled down or removed for purposes of sex. The pants can include a lube reservoir as well as a condom dispenser.
A girl wanted a quickie last night. Good thing I was wearing my banging pants so I was ready to go.
by Squids McKenzie October 31, 2009
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Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.
1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
by EthanChrist March 29, 2010
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Shitty Pants

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)
"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"
by 1234509876 August 26, 2009
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Poopsie Pants

(n.) one who has done a massive wet crap in their pants. Most of the time, the poop can be seen seeping through the underware, etc, and usually there is a horrendous odor associated with him/her.
\"Yo! Did u see that Poopsie pants over there?!?!? He was leaving a streak of messy poo when he walked past!\"
by Ghetto Nizzzik April 26, 2005
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pirate of mens pants

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't
You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one
by monkeyman February 11, 2004
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Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.
Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
by captainaverage July 9, 2010
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Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.
Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*
by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006
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