Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
Get the Putin Paradigmmug. A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023
Get the Putinmug. by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022
Get the Putinmug. putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...
- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
Get the putinmug. the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 9, 2022
Get the putinatedmug. Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?
Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022
Get the Putinmug. 1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022
Get the Putinmug.