private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Privateering

Privateering - Consuming online content for which the payment is viewing ads, while blocking the ads. Done either out of convenience or out of concerns about private data being collected by advertisers.

"I am privateering youtube because of the unskippable ads."

by s2ktv February 3, 2022

national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.

“hey it’s December 22nd”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”

by borgandonor December 21, 2022

Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022