Skip to main content

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.
I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.
by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015
mugGet the premature ejockulation mug.

premasist

A God type figure. Usually found in the tall grass listening to nasty freestyle by Ricky Wayne.
Guys, today I met this guy and just by how cool he was I knew he was a premasist kinda guy.
by Premasist June 14, 2015
mugGet the premasist mug.

premature autocorrection

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC July 8, 2015
mugGet the premature autocorrection mug.

premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.
I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
mugGet the premature withdrawal mug.

preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.
Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...
by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016
mugGet the preapur ur buts mug.

PregPosal

Pregposal is when you knock up your girlfriend and you both think the solution to this mess is to propose to her while she is pregnant under the assumption it will absolve sins.
She tricked her Polish boyfriend into a Pregposal
by Chang Qou August 6, 2016
mugGet the PregPosal mug.

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
mugGet the Premature eHAculation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email