Poof

A vagina fart. Commonly referred to as a queef.

Bro I pulled out and she poofed on me it was awsome.

by Daddywhitebigpoof March 28, 2020

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

poof

To express that youve been attacked by the powers of a witch

Poof...Your a frog

by Boodrow February 28, 2019

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Poof

To smoke weed

Say bro, lets go poof and listen to some music

by DeDude January 7, 2010

Poof

This person is really annoying,quite so when this person is hungry they don’t say nothing,when poof is watching tv they’ll shut you all the way out I just feel like poof is being really poofy.

Poof:poof will be so quiet he will just poof away

by Queenjazzy20081 March 26, 2019