Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011

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Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.

Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.

by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018

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Pinocha poker

Penis or Dildo used to enter the vagina tongue

The woman was attracted to his Pinocha poker

by Steelolikesvagina October 5, 2025

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poker habit

an affectionate term for a gambling addiction.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?

Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

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poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

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Poker

An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.

That poker looks really fluffy.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

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