prison pocket

someone's butt hole

Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.

by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

Slush Pocket

When a Woman has an Orgy with 10 Men, all Ejaculating in her Vagina. As she saves it all in her vagina waiting for her husband to come home to fuck, only to fuck a "slush pocket".

I knew my bitch was cheating on me when I plunged my member into the dirty Slush Pocket of an arsenal of man juice.

by maverick-66699 May 25, 2009