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prison pocket

someone's butt hole
Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.
by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008
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Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 8, 2009
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heavy pockets

"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"
by jenjenjenjen May 18, 2014
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Jizz Pocket

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!
by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016
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Sucker pocket

The pocket that is located at the back of your pants
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it

Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons
Jimmy always puts his wallet in his sucker pocket, I was able to take cash from his wallet and put the wallet back in his pocket. To this day he doesn't get a single clue.
by Hotpies September 12, 2018
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Lemon Pocket

Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.
When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.
by 50K All Day March 2, 2018
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pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
by Breoffrey January 13, 2009
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