by Fat City 42 September 18, 2008
(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 08, 2009
Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.
by 50K All Day March 02, 2018
An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.
by awesome sauce sweater pant October 02, 2015
by NickW275 January 21, 2020
the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.
by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009
A person who has a lot of money.
by jenjenjenjen April 06, 2014