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prison pocket

someone's butt hole
Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.
by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008
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Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 8, 2009
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war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.
Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.
by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015
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pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets
I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.
by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016
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pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
by Breoffrey January 13, 2009
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pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!
by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014
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Jizz Pocket

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!
by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016
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