frankenstein drag queens from planet 13

One of the greatest bands in the world, with our very own Wednesday 13 (lead singer of murderdolls)!!!!

person 1: How great is Frankenstein drag queens from planet 13?
Person 2: I know they rock!!!

by Joey April 16, 2004

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello June 04, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick February 09, 2012

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

The number of planets in no mans sky.

I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

by not behind the meme August 16, 2017

The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.

Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 07, 2009