pongo pigmatus

When something reeks of shit

Micheal you smell like pongo pigmatus

by Iexplainthings May 5, 2018

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

Bumble Puma

A woman much older than you that’s on bumble for sex with younger guys.

KG loves to go online and search for Bumble Pumas

by Wesmar420 January 16, 2021

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Pink Puma

A mature, promiscuous trans woman. Analogous to the Cougar but with more sub species;
I.e. a lavender leopard.

The Pink Puma is the most experienced hunter, having gained much strength in the fight to achieve her position is this harsh environment.
Here we see one R. R. Hrafn stalking her prey in the comments section.
UwU; I hope she catches me.

by TracyGR October 10, 2022

A Pitman

When a vape gets cum in it.

Hey can I hit that? Yeah but it's a Pitman.

Can I hit your vape? Yeah but brush your teeth first I don't want this to turn into a Pitman.

by DickMuncher1234 January 5, 2024