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Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
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Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious
I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya
by Ab24 March 11, 2024
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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)
Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."
by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007
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Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.
My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.
by abblaz88 November 29, 2010
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Pity parti

When you feel bad for someone on an online call and decide to speak to them/speak in class
My Prof. keeps asking questions in class but no one responds so now his class is practically a pity parti. We only respond because we feel bad for him
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021
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Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
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Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks
Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks
by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021
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