Race-Pity

Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.

"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.

by Jqoy June 4, 2021

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 November 30, 2022

pity twerking

twerking out of depression and sadness

he was pity twerking at the funeral

by tropical bird September 15, 2022

piti

Usually spanish meaning. Means basically a blunt, weed, joint...

Spanish: Enciendete un piti hermano
English: Light that piti

by magicalonso January 29, 2022

Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.

- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)

by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022