Drank Pilled

/dræŋk-pɪld/

Adjective

You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.

Male 1: I'm so fucking dranked out my %IOE has hit 87 and my parents cut me off for real this time but this post about biden being a qt3.14 got fucking 600 likes

Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.

Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.

by Vlaino July 19, 2024

Detroit Piledriver

A sexual act where a couple has buttsex in a disgusting gas station restroom while using gasoline and oil as lubricant

I took my girlfriend to my local Chevron and gave her a Detroit Piledriver.

by LG633 July 29, 2024

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 18, 2023

bug pilled

Awareness and a state of being created by an over indulgence of prescription pills and other prescribed medicnes. A state of being in which you are more docile and naive due to an over indulgence in prescribed medicine.

“Did you hear Mikey’s therapist has him on antidepressants now?” “Isn’t he already on adderral?” “He is bug pilled for sure”

by blickygotthestiffyuh September 28, 2023

gyatt pilled

someone who has so much rizz that they’ve GYATT to be gyatt pilled

Woah dude! Mitch is totally not gyatt pilled the way he didn’t rizz up that 10.

by rizzler goat November 3, 2023

Green Pilled

Liberal progressive falling for Hamas Propaganda

How do you explain Tom Tanuki calling the war a genocide? Must be Green Pilled

by DrHeapsGood December 13, 2023