physics

if something falls, it eventually hits the ground.

"it hit the ground cuz physics like wtf"

by Zefe Zöner March 13, 2021

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

Physics

The branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy. The subject matter of physics, distinguished from that of chemistry and biology, includes mechanics, heat, light and other radiation, sound, electricity, magnetism, and the structure of atoms.

the physics of plasmas

by demetri33 October 14, 2025

physics phairy tale

A physics idea such as string theory that is argued against in the same irrational and defensive manner as a rookie theist in an atheist debate group.

String theory is a physics phairy tale

by Charlotte Dancer July 1, 2015

Vegitales physics

When a character can pick up and move objects, but they have no visible hands nor telekinesis. Examples include Vegitales, (obviously) Homestar Runner, and most Angry Birds animations on their YouTube channel. (Toons, Slingshot Stories, etc,.)
Madness Combat doesn't count, since while they don't have arms, they still have hands.

"How the fuck is he picking that up?! He doesn't even have any hands!"
"Oh, this show uses Vegitales Physics."
"The hell is 'Vegitales Physics'? What are you, stupid?"

by jeffystreet123 November 1, 2021

physical education

the class should be year-round because rich kids do it year-round anyways while poor kids play videogames all day during the summer

physical education is ironically optional during the summer.

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022

physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018