Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.

"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"

by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013

perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.

dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."

by Kirby33 August 26, 2006

pervez

1. A person who shamelessly tells lies on tele.
2. A person who jerks off on national TV and the people still appreciate him for that.

" He's again doing that pervez thing on the tele"

by Arslan Ahmed February 26, 2008

Prevert

A young person (12 and under) who has a perverted mind but knows that his mother will kill him if he does anything like grab a chick's ass from behind.

Did you see that little prevert looking at his sister's Victoria's Secret magazine?

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ August 27, 2009

reverse pervert

When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.

One: Did he even want to grab your ass?

Two: No, what's it matter?

One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!

by iamlulin July 18, 2014

pervey

(n.) perverted survey; a series of questions often asked of tender females on the internet by older disgusting males

Like, I was on MSN Messenger and like, this old guy kept asking me questions. Like, have I ever slept with my best friends and stuff. I told him ewww gross and I refuse to continue with his pervey.

by D-Hock January 14, 2008

pervect

An adjective relating to taking delight in an inappropriate sexual relationship or action between the user of the word and a taboo subject. Most typically used for violations of statutory age limits on romantic relationships, it can also be used toward fetishistic objects (sex dolls/toys, fictional characters, inanimate objects of random passion) or other anathema (beastiality, incest, etc.).

The 25 year old looked to the 15 year old he had just manipulated into riding in his 'pedovan' and found the situation pervect.

The lonely anime nerd and his Haruhi pillow/sex-doll were the pervect couple.

by Irony Aficionado March 5, 2010