Penahs

1) Something that is funny as hell

2) When Eric and Kassandra go out

3) both 2 and 1 put together (original definition)

Dude you saw KC holding hands with ERIC!?!

Hell yea that shit was PENAHS!

*both laugh really hard*

by funnymonkeydude November 29, 2009

Penaire Lovelock

The ultimate demon god. Also a mind fuck.

Reasons for insta fail:
1) Invincible
2) Older than time
3) Better hair
4) Ultimate weapon
5) Lives in Hell and drinks tea

Damn it, why are you such a Penaire Lovelock?

by SteFEN Bromwell August 1, 2010

penabla

when a man has only, the tip of a penis, and no shaft to be found

Tara: So how was your boy Ryan Hansen
Leah: i was gunna give him some head, but found out the hard way he only has a penabla.

Tara: thats rough.

by MrOnePube March 1, 2011

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

pannausom

Awesome passum

Dude thats a fucking pannausom

by your_a_choad34 November 21, 2013

penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017

penacova

Some place that has shitty internet connection.

Person 1-Man, this internet sucks!
Person 2-Well we must be in Penacova then!

by Putaquepariu123 September 9, 2017