pedo

my best friend i love pedos

i saw a ton of pedos the other day i loved playing with them

by anonymous September 23, 2022

pedo pellet

Weathers originals, often carried about by lonely pensioners to swipe unsuspecting children with the delicious confectionery.

The old man stocked up on pedo pellets for his walk through the park.

by Big jock December 19, 2023

al pedo

An Argentinean way to say you don't have anything to do. Or when a thing doesn't have a purpose.

Example: estoy al pedo querés venir un rato.

Or: está materia está al pedo, no aprendemos nada

by Solcidf June 28, 2018

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Pedo

A pedo ( peadophile ) is someone that wears socks to bed

Being pedo is not acceptable behaviour

by Fuckyursocks August 2, 2020

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

Pedo

Nonce
Someone who is attracted to children. They may or may not engage in sexual activity with underage children.

Mr Irwin looked at my boobs, he’s a pedo.

by Br*tneyB*tch March 26, 2019