Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

pasty white ass

A pale butt.

"Look at his pasty white ass! It's blinding!"

by Christian Brooks, the sexist June 8, 2014

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis

Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!

by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

Pastryarchy

The enforcement of rigid societal structure by judicious application of cake. The person with most cake (the pastryarch) tends to rule.

Why are there gingerbread men but not women? The pastryarchy.

by Pookie McNoodles March 14, 2021

Pastrami Box

A vagina with highly pigmented labia majora and very pink labia minora.

Man, I was with this girl last night and was so psyched to see her pussy, but when I took off her g-string... wow, what a Pastrami Box she had!

by KingKlon July 31, 2009

Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017