Pancake joke

A joke that lays flat on the ground. A bad joke. A joke that no one laughs at.
**bad joke followed by silence** well, pancake joke!
by marianfishman February 23, 2018
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Pancake Tits

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.
by Oauren Llson February 01, 2006
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Pancaked

1: When a woman, literally or metaphorically, castrates a man. Taken from the act of having your testicles run over with a steam roller. Also known as the "double pancake".
2: Henpecked
"That steam roller pancaked my nuts! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Poor pancaked fool. She's dragging him to that Jennifer Aniston movie."
by ks6621 June 14, 2006
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Baby Pancake

A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"
Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes
by Cody Banks June 30, 2008
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Bostin Pancake

Bostin Pancake: If you think the capital of MA is “Bostin”, you should probably take a remedial English and/or geography class
by Harold.Knutczak April 20, 2019
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Pancake Breakfast

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.
The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.
by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009
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Pancake Mix

Pancake Mix is the word adults use to talk about ejaculation or semen cum.
1. It looks like that girl over there left some pancake mix on her shirt! Yikes!
2. Her breath smells like pancake mix.
by coachE February 04, 2019
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