pwned

The true origion of pwned was in Counter Strike.. it is not a mispelled 'owned' it formed when an opposing player was killed with a pistol instead of a main gun
so they would be pistol owned or pwned..

dude u were so close to killing me.. but i wipped out my glock and pwned you!

by Superform June 13, 2005

pwned

word that retards that sit on their computers playing World of Warcraft all day use to describe killing another player.

dumbass 1: omg i just totally pwned u n00b
dumbass 2: omg so not fair hacker.

by oates October 25, 2007

pwnd

Internet lingo for being beaten down, esp. in a brutal, cold, and efficient manner and usually expressed in an omg context. An alternate possible "literal" translatation could be pawned, specifically used when the pwner uses a pwnee for the pwner's own benefit without the pwnee realizing/knowing it. This allows for an alternate "literal" translation for ownd.

In an fps, playing ctf:

Guy 1 pwner: takes guy 2's flag
Guy 2 pwnee: takes guy 1's flag
Guy 1: lures guy 2 into following him around a corner
Guy 1: gets headshot on guy 2
Guy 2: "dawn, iwas pwnd"

by TheAnonWhoFearsNameSnipers November 10, 2010

pwned

Pwned is a word that was most likely created by a noob on a video game that typed "pwned" instead of "owned."
It has become used by non-noobs, perhaps to make fun of the person that made it, perhaps because it is so lacking in proofreading, it is hilarious.

lykomg u got pwned dood - noob usage
Haha, that teacher totally pwned you, man. - Everyday usage

by AZe_Mole July 27, 2008

pwned

When a cell phone company tells you one thing but then does another....you get pwned!

Ives: "Are you sure this won't extend my contract?"

CELL PHONE CO. : "Yes, we are positive." (secretly grinning)

Ives: "Ok great, lets do it!"

CELL PHONE CO. : (a week later) "Here's your newly extended 3 year contract. Hope you like it! By the way, you just got pwned!"

Ives: "Bullshit!"

by Dark Agent 1024 March 24, 2010

5-pwned

adj. The state of getting pwned by the police, whether it's getting pulled over for burning a red at 2am, speeding or getting arrested.

Tyrone got 5-pwned in L.A. for doing 65 in a 64

You give that cop the finger and he's bound to 5-pwn your ass.

by mddan January 17, 2007

pwnd

A gamer/hacker term, usually used when playing a game/hacking; meaning "ownd" or "owned". The reason a "P" is used instead of an "O" is because the "P" represents a flag pole with a flag (flag pole with a flag represents owned, such as the american flag on the moon representing america landed there first).

"j00 g0t PWND!!!!11"

by Vicky P. August 22, 2005