Politics and chill

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.

Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.

by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016

Political arguments

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.

Political arguments are great!

by Person80 February 26, 2017

politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.

Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".

by BigBoiV December 6, 2022

Political compass

The political compass is a political defining square, with four quadrants, with a questionnaire to identify you. As the political spectrum was quite unreflective of a lot of factors, they added a y/social axis to the current x/economic axis. A great example of why this is better than the plain old spectrum is France’s National front. It is often dubbed as “the far right party of France”, however, a lot of its economic policies are further left than the socialist party, so, it would give a lot more context to its beliefs. Authoritarianism tends to believe in government control, while libertarianism tends to believe in less government. Economic left tends to believe in spending more money and being open to progression, while conservatism tends to believe in cutting spending, and taking a cautious approach to progression. This has resulted in left wingers believing in equality and conservatism believing in hierarchy.

Where are you on the political compass?

by blah_blah-blah_ June 2, 2022

Cheeseburger Politics

Term used to describe a fast food restaurant with employees that take themselves too seriously

Teenager 1: I quit working at, 'X', because I couldn't stand their Cheeseburger Politics.
Teenager 2: Mind giving me an example of their Cheeseburger Politics?
Teenager 1: The manager was tyrannical, and the people I worked with were always trying to get me fired, as if I even wanted to work there!

by PaperBagRobot January 11, 2014

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

polite sex

Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.

I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.

by ooooghhye March 9, 2016