placebo friend

A Facebook friend created only to advance yourself in an online social networking game.

My FarmVille co-op consists of myself, my wife and my placebo friend "Cheech".

by Dr John April 20, 2010

Planed

when you get into a plane crash

Dude, I think George just got planed on his way to Canada!

by Iputmywillyinmywilly January 10, 2018

Played

You have been played
. The person may do more for others and always have excuses to cancel dates. The famous “something came up “ line .
This person may be cheating on you and claim they love you but don’t be fooled.

Dude my girl told she could go on a date with me and the day after I found out she went out with another man.
Bruh I got played

by Death zone June 11, 2018

Placid Fury

A sexy as fuck team in the game “Monster Legends”, usually associated to SmasHorny or getting a cold heart girl after showing her you’re in Placid Fury

Yo Babe you wanna get funky tonight?

Whatchu Packin’?
I’m in {Placid Fury}

Okay let’s go.

by That_guy69420 May 23, 2021

Gettin place on got street

a nice nunya fucka business way to reply when asked "where did you get that"

Q-wow I love that dress where ever did you get it
A-Gettin place on got street

by ilikeame money August 14, 2010

Lake Placid

Known for the 1932 and 1980 Olympics and nothing else. Rich dicks visit the town in summer and fill the narrow two-lane main street trying to go to Starbucks. If the Miracle on Ice hadn't happened here, the past string of shitty governors of New York would not have dumped millions into funding the overrated ski town. Whiteface ski prices are expensive even for the rich assholes that live there. Lake Placid's shadow blocks out any success possible for the neighboring towns of Tupper Lake and Saranac Lake. Everyone from Lake Placid is either rich, a dick, or both.

Lake Placid Native: Woohoo Miracle on Ice was lit! We're the best place on the planet!
Tupper Lake Native: You're why our town gets no funding.
Saranac Lake Native: Tupper Lake sucks. Shut up you Lake Placid wanna-be.

by anonymous May 12, 2018

Jigsaw Falling Into Place

Just as you take my hand
Just as you write my number down
Just as the drinks arrive
Just as they play your favorite song
As your bad day disappears
No longer wound up like a spring
Before you had too much
Come back and focus again
The walls are bending shape
They've got a Cheshire cat grin
All blurring into one
This place is on a mission
Before the night owl
Before the animal noises
Closed circuit cameras
Before you're comatose
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawed-off shotguns
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
Just as you take my mic
Just as you dance, dance, dance

Jigsaw falling into place
So there is nothing to explain
You eye each other as you pass
She looks back, you look back
Not just once
Not just twice
Wish away the nightmare
Wish away the nightmare
You've got a light, you can feel it on your back
A light, you can feel it on your back
Jigsaw falling into place

by Zultroid December 13, 2020