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Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023
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