Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022

Pesta

Pasta with pesto sauce.

"hey mate, what did you have for lunch today?"
"Pesta mate."

by MazeLovesPasta May 12, 2022

pestomato

(adj.) The combination of pesto and tomato sauces in any proportion

Tonight we are having pasta with pestomato sauce.

by Saillante August 15, 2022

pestival

A bitch that plays valorant and doesn’t get bitches

pestival is a pest that plays valorant and is dady

by Kugha August 20, 2022

pestermonger

The act of spamming quick, safe, low damage attacks in a video game duel when the opponent is at low health in an attempt to finish them off

No its fiiiiiine, keep spamming crouch attack like a brain-dead idiot. God I hate fighting this character, they have so many tools to pestermonger you that if you get below 10% health you're basically dead.

by blissman2020 August 30, 2022

pestachio

when your so sexy it is unbelievable

have you seen tia angel hale, she is pestachio as hell

by sexypestachio December 20, 2022