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Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.
"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"
by torpedo2 November 9, 2025
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Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval
I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.
by DKRemedy February 6, 2021
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Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items
Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff
by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019
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Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!
by King of Valids June 14, 2022
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Horny persian

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!
by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021
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Persian Tickle

When you gently tickle your partners tante with sand on your figures during sex this causes your partner to become excited.
Person 1"what did you do with your boyfriend last night"
Person 2"We had sex and for foreplay he gave me a Persian tickle"
by BridgeTheGap62 July 2, 2014
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