Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

Isabella, Pennsylvania

Isabella, PA , A small shit hole town in the Fayette County (Fayette-Nam) region in the southwest corner of the state of Pennsylvania ,where the volunteer firefighters start the fires to go fight the fires.

Isabella, Pennsylvania - a place you hear a fire whistle going off in the distance. Knowing the firefighters must be bored and burnt something to the ground

by Bone Jack Meyers Vance May 20, 2021

Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

Pennsylvania Mudslide

A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.

“Bro, I totally gave my girl a Pennsylvania Mudslide last night!”

by hackCat18! January 17, 2025