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Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.
Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.
by Donde Esta March 14, 2021
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Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.
We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.
by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025
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Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.
Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
by Nnotbad March 29, 2022
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Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.
Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.
by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008
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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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Plywood on the roof

A women with a ridiculously massive forehead.
Fuck me mate, did you see those hens that just passed us, the middle one had so much plywood on her roof, I bet space x often mistakes that as the landing pad for them new returnable rockets.

Noun- A person usually a women who would be Extreme pound material if it wasn't for her absolutely massive forehead that is plywood on the roof in its raw form.
by Boney McGrath May 7, 2023
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Roofed

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube
by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021
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