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Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020
mugGet the Corn problemsmug.

Corn Me

You can use it in any term. It suits many.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.

The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
Person 1: Damn, is that American weeaboo over there in the corner trying to sing Japanese by the sound of what he hears?

Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.

Heinlein: How unfortunate.
by Raiqe July 13, 2011
mugGet the Corn Memug.

corn beep

something that a filipino mom/dad would say when their child is asking whats for dinner.
Child: Mom whats for dinner?
Filipino mom: corn beep and rice hope you like!
Child: corn beep what? Corn beeps now??
Filipino mom: C.O.R.N B.E.E.F tanga ka.
by - dont touch my fries biatch - November 11, 2019
mugGet the corn beepmug.

corn dni

a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol
person 1: I have Steve cobs
person 2: so, corn dni?
person1: yes, corn dni.
by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022
mugGet the corn dnimug.

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
by cloakchoke January 9, 2011
mugGet the cornning the hammug.

Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018
mugGet the Corn Countdownmug.

corn hook

Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.
"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"
by Peter N. Ballsonya June 23, 2003
mugGet the corn hookmug.

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