Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
by OrgyPig March 18, 2011
Get the Owen-Comeringmug. A wonderful, and beautiful girl. even though she has a boys name she is very girly and nice. she isn't rich, but she dresses to impress and has the best style. not skinny, but has a very nice body that guys secretly love.
DANG Owen girl is thickkkkkkkkk
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!
by annoynamos12345678910 February 10, 2017
Get the owen girlmug. Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?
by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018
Get the owen taylormug. Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.
by Fitgirl1232 December 31, 2020
Get the Owen Paynemug. When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce
by Dirtyswaggerman January 1, 2012
Get the The Owen Lawrencemug. by Mr woops November 13, 2020
Get the Owen Laumug. Owen is that guy who is just cool to be around. Usually Kind Of Short, Smart, and a pretty good athlete. He gets girls and is a good boyfriend. He has a lot of friends, and will sometimes accidentally say gay things, but he isn't gay. He will lose his virginity before 15 and usually has a dick about 7-10 inches. He doesn't really care if people make fun of him, just laughs and roast them back. Pretty good at video games too. He isn't shy and talks a lot and flirts with girls easily. But every once in a while guys will get more girls than him.
Oh my gawd Lauren, Owen was so good in bed last night and it was like.. his first time
Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him
Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions
Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him
Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions
by SilencerinYoMommasHouse June 29, 2017
Get the Owenmug.