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John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.
Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"
by John buttface May 30, 2018
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Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
Stop being such a John
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John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020
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John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018
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A Greek word that means giving a blow job.
by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019
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A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
by Sapsucker February 4, 2019
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A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*
by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016
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