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Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)
by Neon December 12, 2004
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pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
by AmyT June 28, 2007
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Mouth Noises

The purpose of talking is to communicate. Any noise that comes out of someones mouth that doesn't properly communicate thought is a mouth noise.
Wow, that presentation was horrible. He clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, all I heard was mouth noises
by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014
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Dick Navis

A faggot who has 1/8 of a tic tac dick and brags about how good he is at fortnite and nobody likes him
Shut the fuck up Dick Navis you fucking queer bait cunt
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Ted Nivison

Pretty cool guy who makes compilations, interviews and pretty funny comedic sketches

He owns a podcast that includes him, Slimecicle and Schlatt, and they have guest stars almost every episode

You should check him out

He also wears glassess
Ted Nivison: *says anything*
Schlatt: *insults him*
Slimecicle: *also insults him*
Ted Nivision: ._.
by tiredidiot September 18, 2021
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semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.
PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack
by bigjeff May 10, 2005
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Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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