norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.

My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state

by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017

norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america

"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."

by The Bendu October 6, 2017

Norwegian ice cap

Where you get a ice cube and insert it into the head of your penis before ejaculation. Then you must cum it out into a mouth of a person who is speaking getman

Dude in I was at the strip pub and I met this chick named Ana so I gave her a Norwegian ice cap cold nazi dick cum snocone german pain insert

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats June 19, 2016

norwegian skank

The opposite of the popular english definision. A Norwegian skank is a young female of usually a higher class, with good hygiene and an exclusive clothing style. She may look like a prestine girl with a good renomé at school or work, but on the weekends and at parties she is basically a slut. She highlights her sexual sides and hunts down the hottest guys for a single hookup. She is not looking for a relationship. A Norwegian skank can be seen as a girl with a split personality. Nice in public, but a bitch and nymphomaniac at parties.

"Have you seen the russegirls from Eiker and Drammen? They are some real norwegian skanks."

Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"

by Angrynorwegian January 25, 2017