by Bobladesh November 26, 2019
Get the Norwegian hotbox mug.When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
Get the norwegian tour guide mug.A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
by The Bendu October 6, 2017
Get the norwegian american mug.by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017
Get the norwegian gas mask mug.My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state
by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017
Get the Norwegian Dance mug.After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016
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