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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
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Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.
by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025
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Norwegians [chords]

Norwegians fiords Chords
That saxophone player really knows his Norwegians chords
A common expression among jazz improvisers, popularised by jazz saxophonist Ronnie Scott.
by Bugsy August 24, 2017
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norwegian side dragon

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014
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norwegian hangover

When one has a day filled with back-to-back meetings and bureaucracy, leaving you with no time to get your work done and absolutely exhausted
Hey Tom, can we pair on this code exploration?

Sorry man, my Wednesday's looking like one big Norwegian hangover.
Did you make that term up?
Maybe almost certainly.
by Ok tastes like mango January 12, 2022
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Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.
That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.
by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020
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Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.
Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!
by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012
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