Nolan Smith

Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend

“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”

by lalaloopsieland22 December 8, 2019

nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.

"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"

by boykisser110 November 18, 2021

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

nolan

a cute mf that is cute

pierce: oh ggggaaaawwwdddaamm come here nolan
girl: eeewww ur gay
pierce: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

Nolan

Someone that is highly submissive towards women and dates any girl he sees. He is usually assertive when it comes to his irrational d vision making therefore he is closed minded and is ignorant. Also, when he is in a relationship he mainly ignores his girlfriend and instead hangs out with other girls but to “keep it safe” he occasionally goes over to his girlfriend and when he does he does a try hard thing that supposedly is romantic when in reality it’s just something to do to make the obvious seem hidden.

Yo remember when Nolan dated like five girls within a month

In my philosophy Nolan is defined as a simp; he is constantly doing anything for girls that he sees to get their attention, and then when it comes to actually dating, he disregards the girl he was originally being submissive to.

by JustinSteve December 3, 2018

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019