prison pocket

someone's butt hole

Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.

by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets

I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.

by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016

Pocket Dragon

A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.

Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'

by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012

pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.

by Smaugher November 25, 2010

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009