by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
Get the Facebookmug. A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
Get the facebookmug. Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it
Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
Get the Facebookmug.