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Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.
Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.
by Philly B9 December 25, 2018
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Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.
1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!
by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023
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shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip
I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel
by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020
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Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 6, 2023
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nickeled

To pay many small additional expenses (that you think are unnecessary/unfair).
We're all so used to being nickeled.
by LukeLeva January 16, 2021
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Tickle your nickel

The almost sfw version of masturbating for a girl. usually clit masturbation.
Ami: "Give me 10 minutes!!"
Jay: "You going to tickle your nickel or something?"
Ami: "NO!!!"
by soyboysel April 15, 2023
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Expecting gold out of nickels

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
by Poyuma February 19, 2018
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