It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.

Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023

ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

5 foods you should never eat again

Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.

Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...

by Nomb317 March 24, 2017

a little party never killed nobody

a banging choon with a great message!!! 10/10 would recommend

random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!

you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*

by peepeepoopoohahahehe December 27, 2020

Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life

Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT

by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023

willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

by Amogusfartymcfart February 28, 2022

that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020