niley

somethin thats nicley done but in a sly way

gimp1: that was niley done
gimp2: its alright lad its in my blood

by gimp3 January 18, 2008

nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.

I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River

by The Cuze April 5, 2010

Niester

An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.

Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Nigles

A synonym for wrinkles or obstacles in a relationships

I need iron out the nigles in this relationship.

by Leo2017 April 23, 2018

Nielsen

Verb

Named after Kirstjen Nielsen, Trump-era Secretary of DHS who famously tried to rehabilitate her public image following committing atrocities at the US/Mexico border (see: caged detainment of children in squalid concentration camps).

To NEILSEN is attempt by a person, who was willfully complicit/ordered unthinkable, inhumane actions, returning to the very society they violated. Usually done through minimizing, or misrepresenting, the horrible actions for which they were exiled.

“Uncle Rodger got drunk and drove his car into the dining room last thanksgiving, now he’s trying to Nielsen his way back in to Christmas diner like we all didn’t see what he did.”

by Joeh202 October 23, 2019

Niels Wesselink

A Niels Wesselink is a phrase that is used to indicate that something bad happend
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)

Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.

Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.

by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020

Niels

a white male with an incredibly small to average sized penis

"ooh, check out that chad" "nah, that's a niels if I've ever seen one"

by Maquesez October 24, 2020