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Mysterious Figure 

One of two secret bosses from the PSP game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

The Mysterious Figure fights with two glowing blades, similar in design and function to those of Xemnas. Alongside his regular attacks, the Mysterious Figure can also freeze and rewind time, make clones of himself, and cast several high level spells, such as Mega Flare and Meteor. The boss's most lethal attack is a jumping "lasso" move, which not only does significant damage, but almost always leaves the player open to a second, fatal hit immediately afterward. These attacks, combined with the Mysterious Figure's high speed and resilience, allow him to officially outclass Sephiroth as the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series, and possibly the hardest in all of gaming history.

Those who can defeat the Mysterious Figure on the highest difficulty with all players will earn the right to call themselves a hardcore gamer.
Johnathan: Come on, come on, only 1 health bar left! I've got you now, you bastard, I've got you-

Mysterious Figure: (destroys player with Mega Flare)

Johnathan: That's...not...fair. WHY IS THIS BOSS SO F#@%ING CHEAP!!!
Mysterious Figure by tikiterror November 29, 2011

Mysterious AFK 

A prolonged and unexplained silence in a coversation, esp via instant messaging, following a question in which the user wants to DODGE.
James: Hey do you want to volunteer with us? You have to start at 8am.
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer

Robert's Mastery Paradox 

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.
Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.
mysterbation by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating 

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind
Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

Mysteriosity 

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.
"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"