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mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.
hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?
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Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.
"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."
by nooneshouldnomyname January 3, 2024
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Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.
“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011
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mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside
is that a mystery burrito
by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010
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Mystery liquid

something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.
guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.
by SailorJazzy<3 September 20, 2023
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head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one
I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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