I miss you so much. So much that given the fact that nothing comes from you i doubt my sanity, my intelligence. Such a shame.
mysteries
by SystemLogistics April 24, 2025
Get the mysteriesmug. "'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
Get the Mafia Mystery Communitymug. The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
Get the Mystery Muddingmug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. by anonymous May 4, 2025
Get the Mystery Watermug. the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
by rosie red dress August 21, 2011
Get the mystery pouchmug. (slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.
Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023
Get the Mysterious Oystersmug.