Another stupid virus spreading website many teens use to feel better about themselves. Although it is very addicting and causes people to quit jobs, fail school, and lose all contact with the outside world. People still find it interesting to "whore" themselves to an extent until they become "famous". When most normal people don't care how many friends these people have, or how many upscale pictures they have of themselves. Fact: myspace will eventually take over the world.
A bulletin commonly found on myspace "HeY U GuYs CHCK OuT Mi N3W piX!! COmmEnt PLZ. Kthnx!"
(gag me)
(gag me)
by Miss. Squizz June 25, 2007
1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.
by the2ndflood November 14, 2007
1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila!!!!!
2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
1. Bob-"wow! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night! WOW!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."
2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."
2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
by dble_w June 18, 2008
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
by applealex February 07, 2010
1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails.
2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint
3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one
4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint
3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one
4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
1.
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.
2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.
3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......
4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.
2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.
3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......
4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
by YourSpace August 20, 2008
by S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E April 15, 2008
A myspace friend who is friends with a hot girl that has her profile set to private. Hence, they are a "spacer" between you and the object of your desire.
by Jaybill June 13, 2007