mushroom transformation

A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.

Look, mushroom transformation!! Lol!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 23, 2008

mushroom basket

Slang used to define one's vagina.

"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"

"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"

"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"

by Anthony A January 27, 2008

Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag

A girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! She is normally known as easy to put out. To get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. She tends to cheat in relationships.

Billy: "Jake your not going to get Cindy. The mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance."

by ScarletPrincess May 15, 2010

MushroomFunkin

a dumbass who raids roblox groups for clout and money

he leaked powie616s ip and blackmailed an ex TME member

works w a pedo,ElRealMario64

A:hey whos Mushroomfunkin?

B:a transphobic,homophobic,neo nazi dickhead

by someone819 September 19, 2021

Pizza Mushrooms

Pizza mushrooms are typically found on pizza. Many people enjoy pizza mushrooms but do not otherwise like mushrooms.

A: Dude want some mushrooms?
B: No man I don't dig mushrooms.
A: It's okay they're Pizza mushrooms
B: Baller hook it up!!!

by Lisom April 11, 2009

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

wet mushroom

When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.

After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.

by John from Cincinnati January 1, 2009