Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

Murphy's Lingerie

When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.

X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?

Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.

X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.

by Shitrax January 14, 2010

Murphy's Law

What can go wrong, will go wrong.

If you drop buttered toast, it will always land butter side down... Murphy's Law

by Dalby's fan December 2, 2009

cillian murphy

1. Sexyest guy on earth!
2. great actor!

sometimes bad things happen to good people-Jackson Rippner(Cillian Murphy)

by silvercell September 24, 2005

murphy lee

HES A MOTHA FUCKN P.I.M.P...ST. Louis Repuuursent

by lil' smiles September 6, 2003

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

dropkick murphys

One of the best punk bands ever. Part of the dieing breed of true punk bands. The cover of Fortunate Son by CCR kicked more ass than any other song ever made by man!!!

But blackout was not that good, really, it almost sucked...

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son

by BigBossWhitey August 4, 2005