maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010

Egg munch

A person of whom eats eggs, Or the act of eating eggs

My eldest brother munched apon an egg this morning there fore being an 'Egg Munch'

by fibbertyjibbert July 5, 2011

Munch with benefits

Munch with benefits: something that randy is not, often confused for the term munch.

randy: I am a Munch with benefits
us: no youre not thats not how it works.

by wandy candy November 10, 2022

faggot munch

A person who likes to munch on faggots.
:)
Also an awesome insult!

Gaz: You done your homework Tony?
Tony: No, don't be such a faggot munch Gaz.
Gaz: Jeez, sorry.

by El_Roberto November 2, 2007

Fuck Munch

Defenition 1) A person who is a complete loser and deserves to die

Defenition 2) A person who munches on devices that have something to do with sex

Def. 1)
isnt that Nealon a fuck munch?

Def. 2)
That guy ate lots of condoms, what a fuck munch

by Timleob March 23, 2004

Butt-Munch

A Mean and rude person , non appreciative.

God Dylan stop being such a butt-munch

by The lone ranger969383059134709 July 7, 2011