Mixed Race

A stupid term as it denotes descent from two 'races'. As Human beings can effectively reproduce, hence, the handsome and sexy intelligent mixed race children. Clearly they are not of seperate origins.
Fact: There is zero 'purity in the world', funny how a couple of broad physical features entail a distinct race from a designated geographical border, Bo!.
Humans are a race....they are not made of 'sub races' hence species. For fuck sake how many times am i going to deal with nonces who think otherwise, fitta fan.

Person A: Hey look at that william he's a cutie. Oh my god he deserves to be the next prime minister of the country.

Person B: Why???

Person A: Duh.. because hes more representative than the current PM is, as hes mixed race. Correction as hes 'dual heritage', you know how many Pakis and Malis there are in this country,

Person B: Well i suppose were all the same race, the human race.

Person A: Yeh thats right, guess hes such a star.

Person B: Yeh that william is really something special.

Person A: ( is not adding to the conversation as she is staring at her own personal picture of william gazing at his dual heritage eyes!!!

by Willibombfire! August 5, 2008

Mileena

meh-lE-nuh (adj.) New (post-Covid) English. Derived from the appearance of the Mortal Kombat character of the same name. 1. A woman with a butterface, whereas a covid mask provides her appearance with a significant upgrade. A Mileena has an attractive figure, is well groomed, and has beautiful eyes. What she hides under that Covid mask is the exact opposite of what you hope to find there and in no way matches the rest of her appearance. (Huge nose, chin, jagged teeth or moustache for example) Contrary to the given name's Slavic origins meaning "pleasant", a Mileena in this context is anything but.

"Hey man, I think that gorgeous girl over there is checking me out."
"Oh, that girl? I saw her at the bar the other night, and she's the epitome of a Mileena. Her chin is distractingly huge but you can't tell with that mask on."
"Ah hell, figures. I always attract those that require the ol' paper bag treatment... I'm gonna go introduce myself."

by Burrbun July 19, 2021

cake mixer

When you attach a dildo to an electric drill and go to town on someones ass.

We were having fun till he brought out the cake mixer... that shit aint right.

by OzFilm September 10, 2007

mixie

A rude immature pregnant lady who thinks the world revolves around them and their family

mixie-Stink go to class you are stinking up my office!!
stink-Suck it Jay and stop being a mixie!!

by tony-no-nose January 14, 2008

Mixed feelings

Going through a list of fetish porn and thinking "what the actual fuck" but still jerking off to it.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go watch a movie tonight?
Person 2: Idk man, mixed feelings.

by Mafrans December 2, 2017

mixer

A person (male or female) who rubs another's feet then throws in a little bit of *tickle tickle* every so often. The mixer is a pro at what they do and while it often appears they "mix" on accident, it is always intentional and done with great pleasure. A mixer will more often than not deny what they do. Mixers also love to scare the shit out of people when ever possible. A person who lives with a mixer often looks around every corner expecting to have the shit scared out of them.

Mixee: You're mixing! Quit Mixing Mixer!

Mixer: I have no idea what you're talking about....

Mixee: You're doing it again!

Mixer: Nah..

by themixer December 30, 2011

mixednummies

a 35 year old extremely fat bitch that fakes her real life picture and pretends to be a young pretty girl. When found out, moves on to new games and looks for young boys to seduce and date over the internet.

Person A: Wow way to pull a mixednummies

Person B: hmm i wonder what game she is posing as hillary duff in right now

by Guesswho123123 March 20, 2008