Bitch Mittens

Those Bitch Mittens are made of steal and “arcane” magic.

“Ha. What about those over-designed bitch mittens you didn’t even build yourself…”

- Jinx, Arcane Season2-Episode5

by jp_the_it_guy December 11, 2024

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025

tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.

He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.

by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025

tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.

He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.

by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025

tough mittens

A person who acts tough but is overall soft.

Tough mittens still made me bruised.

by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

Mittens

A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.

However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.

Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.

by jadis666 March 12, 2023