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Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
by Adub408 July 13, 2023
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Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
by RxE454 August 1, 2023
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Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
by Momaud August 10, 2023
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Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward
“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck
by shastiakloske June 11, 2020
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Jap mission

A word used to describe stealing one's parents car and picking up friends (usually late at night)
Henry do you want to run a "jap mission"
Me and the boys about to run a "jap misson"
by Yxngflame August 27, 2020
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Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.
Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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