gillennial

Someone who can't decide if they are a millennial or in GenZ. They're not quite as jaded, interested in traveling or wanting a destination weddings like a millennial. They may use social media like TikTok or Snapshot, but not in an excessive, depression-inducing way like GenZers. They were probably born between the years 1994 to 1998.

My friend who is a millennial told me I was in GenZ because I like TikTok. But, maybe I'm more of a gillennial?

by tash_27 January 2, 2021

Zillennial

Zillennials (sometimes called Zennials) are the micro-generation of individuals born on the cusp of the Millennial and Generation Z demographic cohorts. Researchers and popular media cite birth years for this micro-generation from the late 1980s to the late 1990s. The majority of this cohort graduated high school in the late 2000s, reaching adulthood at some point in the 2010s. They are often the children of members of Generation Jones (younger Baby Boomers) and Generation X.

Zillennials are described as being kids and toddlers at the time of the September 11th terrorist attacks, making them the first cohort to experience adolescence in a “post-9/11” world. Their outlook on life was further shaped by later crises such as the Great Recession of 2008 and the COVID-19 pandemic. Additionally, this cohort witnessed the digital transition of the 2000s and 2010s throughout their childhood and youth: from dial-up Internet to high-speed mobile LTE Internet, from corded home phones to cell phones, from home computers to mobile devices with the capability to connect to the Internet, and from cellular flip phones to smartphones.

Zillennials played a big role in the 2020 election cycle.

by ZennialLifeee April 14, 2023

3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.

Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.

by The Real Driller January 20, 2022

Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

by Mozzastryl June 1, 2018

Millennium School

A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed

Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*

by anonymous123456789987456321236 September 1, 2012

Millennials

Pretty much the most spoiled generation in american history. Thinks that the rest of the world is going to by in on their progressive and socialistic viewpoint. Not really their fault since they haven't known hard political times yet, and have been brainwashed by the liberal left media.

Boomer: We've gotta vote for Rubio this election! He'll save America.

Millennials: I'm offended , why do we "have" to vote for him? Are you forcing me? I'm a democrat...
Boomer: ...your naivety is amusing, and frightening.

by Ceaser98 February 2, 2016

Zillennial

A group of people who are neither completely millennials nor zoomers. They were born at the time where one generation ends and another begins (i.e. 1994 to 1999), and/or their upbringing is partly millennial-like and partly zoomer-like. They can't completely identify as being part of a single generation and feel somewhat lost.

- Man, I'm still not sure if I'm a millennial or a zoomer...
- When were you born?
- 1996
- Hmm, I guess then you're a zillennial

by RuinMyLifeDaddy July 28, 2019